Coronang Tinik

Heto si korona Na-upper cut ng Kongreso.
Sakit ng panga, kanyang iniinda.

Nakapasa na sa senado ang impeachment sayo.
Buti nga at nagkaisa mga kasama at katoto.
Malapit na nga at bilang na rin naman
Araw mong hiniram sa Bayang Hinirang.


Malapit nang mawalay , korona`t mga tinik
Para mapahusay, Bayang pulos tiwali.
Mga tinik na korona, sana rin mawaglit
nang mawala nang tuluyan, alipores ni bubwit.


Ayos!

"HELLO!.......HELLO, RENE!

..........kailangan, buweltahan si Leila ha?
kailangan null and void hang ruling ng Comelec laban sha hakin.




Kailangan putulin ang katigasan ng ulo nyang si PNoy.
Nakakashuya na, hah.

Pang FAMAS na nga hang hakting ko;
turned down pah rin ang appeal kong makaalis ng bansa.
Tapos ngayon may kaso pa kami?
Magpapasko pa naman!
Hay naku!


Hello, Hello, Rene....
bastah hwag kalimutan ang usapan natin ha?
Kaya kita iniluklok dyan sa Shupreme Court
eh para makashiguro na me abugadu hako.
Remember that ha?
Utang na loob yan!


Potang bengi lilipat na hako sha veterans....
Saka na kita tatawagan hulit, hokey?
Yan eh....kung makakapuslit ang cellphone, hah?"


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Posible?

Pwede!

GLORIARITIS

Naku lahat na lang yata ng sakit napunta na kay gorya.
Makaiwas lang sa kulong!

Be careful what you wish for for at baka magkatotoo, `kaw rin.

May arthritis may thyrodism, may sa buto,
may anorexia, may sa leeg, may sa spinal,
may sa intestine....


at ngayon...jaran!

may colitis....

Eh yung dati na nyang sakit?

nakawitis, sinungalingitis,
gastadoraitis, manipulingitis,

itis, itis, itis........


Walang katapusan yan.

She may be seeking sympathy from the people.
Engs lang ang maniniwala sa ganyang talamak nang sinungaling.
She was born with a lying tongue,
a reprehensible mood and bad temper.

May maitim na dugong nananalaytay sa kanyang
mga ugat.

So, what else is new?


Yeah, I know.
It' s her, alright.
gloria IS the disease!
For more than a decade she has been one;


a malignant one.

Usapang Itlog

Talamak ang usapang itlog nitong nakaraang mga araw:

>>>>>>atorni ni gloria, magpapaputol daw ng isang itlog kapag
hindi tinupad ng mag-asawang pugak ang kanilang pramis na bumalik.

meron pa ba, atorni? o media stunt lang yan, gaya ng mga pakan ng amo mo, hah?

>>>>>>si borjer abalos nmn, umurong ang bayag at tumaas daw ang presyon
nung nalamang kinasuhan na at may aresto pa ang dating amo nya.
Naisip ko ring hwag tikman ang borjer nya,
kasi baka tumaas rin presyon ko sa klase na lang
ng itlog na ginagamit nya. very unhealthy!

dramarama sa ere, dramarama sa airport.
abot buong mundo ang balita, indi na nahiya.
akala yata eh maawa ang mga Pinoy at foreigners sa nakita.
Lalo lang lumabas na katawa-tawa.





>>>>>>Buti pa si Leila De Lima, lima-lima ang yag-ba.
Parang GMA7: walang inuurungan, walang kinatatakutan

HULI KA!

Arroyo`s photo-op stunt for all to see; and why am I not moved?

Reminds me of that story about the boy who cried wolf.
No one believed him even if he was telling the truth.
Same here. Colleagues say her acting is worth an award.
Anyone who cares to give her one?

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Philippines issues arrest warrant for ex-president

— Former Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo was arrested in her hospital room on electoral fraud charges Friday in a high-profile tug of war set off by her attempts to leave the country ostensibly for medical treatment.

Arroyo became the second ex-Philippine president to face trial, after her ousted predecessor Joseph Estrada was sentenced to life imprisonment on corruption charges and later pardoned by her.

Arroyo denies any wrongdoing and accuses the government of political persecution when it stopped her from leaving the Philippines for overseas medical treatment for a bone ailment. Her lawyer, Ferdinand Topacio, said the government had filed fabricated charges with "indecent haste."

The Supreme Court earlier Friday upheld her right to travel, but a lower court where the formal charges were filed later issued an arrest warrant that effectively bars her from leaving.

Arroyo has been recovering in a hospital since her failed attempt to leave the country Tuesday, and Justice Secretary Leila de Lima said she will remain confined to her hospital room.

"They are not going to, let's say, handcuff her and take her out of the room," de Lima said. "We will not object to hospital arrest."

In a drama that has galvanized the Philippines, Arroyo, 64, sitting in a wheelchair and wearing a head and neck brace, was turned back Tuesday night from boarding a flight out of Manila. Authorities said she was still under investigation and might become a fugitive.

Her successor and staunch critic, President Benigno Aquino III, was overwhelmingly elected on promises to rid the Philippines of corruption and has said he wants to start with Arroyo.

The former president sought help from the Supreme Court, which issued a temporary clearance for her to travel and reaffirmed it Friday. But the government ignored the order, saying national interest and uncovering the truth were more important than an individual's right to travel.

"It is our desire that truth and accountability prevail and that the Filipino people be given the justice they truly deserve," de Lima told reporters.

"Justice has been served. It's very relieving," she said.

Source:Yahoo news, asia.

Nahuli rin! Ayuz!

Kaso, hindi kasali si hepgi! Sana potang bengi.

Dapat lang kasali kasi kasal, kasalo, kasali, db?

as in kakutsaba, kapanalig, kakosa sa mga plano nila.

I want to see both of them behind bars,

including that sekyu kuno member ng house of representathieves.

Masyadong matayog ang lipad ng mga magnanakaw ng boto at kaban ng Bayan.

Si hateglo nmn nagpa-awa epek pa, kontodo mask tsaka wheelchair. Aru Dyusku!

Pedeng pang-Famas kung papasa keng Grace. Wehhh, di nga?

Shame and Scandal in nardo`s Family

Ayan ka na naman, tutuksu-tukso...
Di na natuto~~~~~


Mahirap mag-comment kapag NI ang involved.

Sa mga balitang nasa headlines nitong mga nakaraang araw,
maliwanang pa sa sikat ng araw
na may gulo sa loob ng mga bahay ni nardo.

Sa totoo, shame and scandal in the family ang tema ng lahat eh.

Sa simula pa lang, sino bang pamilya ang magmamalaki
na produkto sila ng masalimuot na buhay kundi itong
nag-iisang pamilyang malib**g sa buong bansa?
At etong siste: pinagmamalaki pa nila ito, hah?
Lahing matulis talaga!


Pumatay, nagsinungaling, nag-imbestiga
tapos, ito ang reaksiyon ng magaling na kap:
reinvestigation becoz it`s unbelievable?


Hanep, pre!

Wa siya maniwala kasi ang lumabas sa imbestigasyon
eh mismong kapatid ang involved!

Anubayan?
Lubayan mo naman ang kapulisan.
Wala na sa serbisyo sa Paranaque si SPO1 Gerardo Biong.
Naayos na yun!
Maniwala ka naman sa Batas lalo pa't senador ka raw ng Bayan.

Woe...says he....
Shame And Scandal in his family!

Choose ka lang

Grabe na `to!
Naglipana na naman
Mga aristang politiko
O politikong artista,
Gabi-gabi nasa boob tube si lani, si christopher,
si alfred at kung sinu-sino pang pontius!
Minsan isang linggo naman itong si bong at si tito.
OK sana itong si junggoy kasi madalang pa sa kapeng alamid
kung lumabas at mag-apir. Pero si gob ng laguna, mahilig pa.
May healing pa si ate bwe at sandamakmak na kwek-kwek.
Tas heto pa: introducing pa etong mga anak nila:
pa-Barangay2 muna...papataas na.
Ayuz! Strategy is the name of the game, sabi nga.


Bakit pa ba tumakbo bilang mayor, o
mambabatas o senador ang mga h-n-y-p-k
Kung babalik pa rin sa TV-cine screen?
Eh di mag-artista na lang kayo!
E ka nga, "You can`t serve two masters.."
di ba po? CHOOSE ka lang kung ano ang prayoridad mo!



Dahil siguro sa merong staff sila na nagpapatakbo?
Juice ko naman! Pili lang kayo, mga tatang, mga nanang.
Teka mas mabuti siguro alisin yang pork na yan
Yung Pork Barrel na pinagkakainitan ni edcel at ni abad
sa kasalukuyan. Tingnan ko lang kung me tumakbo pa
sa susunod na halalan!



Di nga!

Gaya2

ETO na naman!
Gaya-gaya.
Wala na ba kayong makita?
Originality naman, ate v.

V- V? Bihira ka naman!
Me umaangkin ba?
Pati ba naman bulkan
aangkinin mo pa?

Ang dami sigurong pera,
Opisina-bus mo nga, milyones na.
Wala na bang matinong maisip pa?
Para sa probinsiya?


Tama yung isa.
Pag nalaglag ang BA
at umalpas ang huling S
TANGA ang labas ng utak tawilis na panukala!



‘Hooray for Hollywood’ on Taal Volcano Island

IF

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!



__________________
Written 1895 by Rudyard Kipling

Oras Na

Sobra na. Dami na.
Kaso laban ke croco glo and cohorts.


Gumiling na sana, hustisya sa Bayan ni Juan.
Nang maparusahan si epdyi`t mikibihon.

Bakit ba ang tagal?
Kilos na mga chong!

Sana before Pasko, wish ko lang~
Makita behind bars
mga suwapang na kurakot!


Makulong, mapiit, ma-shackled at ma-finger print!
Makulong sa totoong selda nang walang VIP treatment.
Ganyang trato ang dapat sa mga ganid
nang hwag nang pamarisan, putulin pati daliri!



Pag nangyari yun, ayos!

kenney kenney mekeni....

"MALACAÑANG slammed former US ambassador Kristie Kenney but said it will not take any official and diplomatic action against her for her rather unflattering assessment of President Benigno S. Aquino in the secret cables published by anti-secrecy website Wikileaks when he was still a senator running for the country’s highest post last year.

Kenney, now US ambassador to Thailand, described Aquino as “diffident and unassertive” in the secret cables published by anti-secrecywebsite Wikileaks. "




He-he-he...alam mo at alam ko na si kenney-da party gal-
ay isang markanong ambassador...
kaya walang duda na sa isip nila...
superyor at magaling, kaya nila , pati mundo!

Buti na lang wala na dito sa Pinas ang gah-gah;
Hayun at nandun sa Thailand naman
nanloloko`t nagsasaya!
Sana naman itong si Brown isip^brown talaga.

Mike Arroyo sued for plunder

Ｈｅｔｏ　ｎａ，　ｈｅｔｏ　ｎａ！Ｐａｋｉｎｇｇａｎ　ｎ‘ｙｏ　ｎａｎｇ　ｍａｔａｎｔｏ。
Ｗａｌａｎｇ　ｈｕｄａｓ　ｎａ　ｎａｋａｌａｌａｇｐａｓ。。。
Ｓａ　ｍａｔａ　ｎｇ　Ｄｉｙｏｓ　ａｔ　ｎｇ　ｔａｏ．




Mike Arroyo sued for plunder


Ｓａｎａ　ｌａｎｇ．．．．．ｍａｐａｒｕｓａｈａｎ　ｎａｎｇ　ｔｏｔｏｏ．．．
Ｈｉｎｄｉ　ｌａｎｇ　ｉｔｏ　ｍｏｒｏ－ｍｏｒｏ．．．
ｎａｎｇ　ｍａｎｉｗａｌａ　ｍｕｌｉ，　ｓａｍｂａｙａｎａｎｇ　ｔａｏ
Ｎａ　ｍａｙ　ｈｕｓｔｉｓｙａ，　ｄｉｔｏ　ｓａ　ａｔｉｎｇ　ｍｕｎｄｏ！

Bakit nga ba?

Ang init!

Maulan!

Grabe naman!

Anubayan?!

Reklamo dito, reklamo dun...

Parehas lang kahit saan.

Mapa-Maynila, mapa-Maryland....

Reklamo ang himig ng salitaan.

Isang makata ang siyang nagwika:

"As a rule, man is a fool.

When it`s hot, he wants it cool.

When it`s cool, he wants it hot.

Always wanting what is not."

OO nga naman, agree ako diyan.

Bakit wala na bang kasiyahan ang taong bayan?

Marami pa namang magagandang bagay-bagay

Na dapat pagtuunan ng pansin at kasiyahan.

Marahil ay dapat na tayo'y kumilos din...

Sa halip na puro bato, batikos at puna....

Panadaliang tingnan, rosas at kalikasan

Magmuni at mag-isip, gumawa ng paraan:

Kumilos ka, Juan!

Ganun lang?!

Tsk...tsk...tsk....
Ganun na lang ba yun?

Si angelo reyes, na-trapped...
Tas nagbaril sa sarili.
Trapped na kasi..


Nang namatay, bayani pa raw, o!
" A gentleman and an officer...." daw!
Ganun?!
Nagneknok na, tas bayani pa!
Wats honorable in that!?


Si merci, nagbitiw,
pagkalipas ng ilang taong animo'y nakadikit
Ang puwet sa silya ng Ombudsman ayaw mawaglit.

Anu?! Ganun na lang ba yun?!
As in wala nang news o prosecution man lang?

Why, oh why!?

Eto ngayon si liit...
Nahuling nangdaya...
Kanan-kaliwa, sangkaterbang ebidensiya...
May 'Hello, Garci! ' pa...
"I ....am.....sorry...." lang ba,
Ayos na siya?!
Waaahhh!? Ba`t ganun?!
Hala, ikulong!



Nagbitiw tuloy itong si zubiri ...
Pagka`t ayaw raw mapahiya....
May honor kuno siya!
Huli ka na tsong! Dapat noon pa
pagka`t alam mo yan
Na wala ka talagang suporta
kahit sa iyong bayan.
Natakot ka lang, dahil kay lentang bedol
at kay lentang garci
isama mo pa si lentang ep ji!





Anu? Ganun na lang ba yun?!
Walang isasa-korte at parurusahan?

Ba`t ganun?

Ang nais ng Bayan ay nais ko rin
Ang makitang parusahan at talagang makulong
ang mga tadong ganid sa pera ng Bayan nangupit...
Hindi lang yun!
Pati magnanakaw ng boto sa 2004.
Pati ba naman pulis kinasangkapan ng buwisit?
Akala ko pa naman si ebdane`y marangal
Kasama rin pala sa mga tusong nangudlit?!

Patid na litid

Naopera, na-opera
si aling gloria....

Sabi nila, nauntog daw
sa kakabilang ng nakaw na kuwarta.

Nabakli tuloy leeg na maliit
sa sobrang laki ng perang nakupit!

Hindi makaugaga
pagkatingala,
sumakit si litid
Patid ang leeg!