Bonggang-bonggang Major, major problem

[Thanks to mb.com.ph for the above photo]

So what can I say?
Major, major....
errrr...error nga!
Pero ...`day, bonggang bongga siya, ha?
Pang-lima siya sa buong universe.
Sey?

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Sana nga ginaya na lang si Senorita Mexico.
Pa-translate ng bongga.
Sabi nung iba, dun daw nagkatalo!
Totoo ba `to?
Considering Cum Laude kuno?

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Oh well.....
for all her spirit shown when she
complained about her dethronement,
dito pa siya ninerbiyos....
Mas OK na bawi sana.

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All I can say is that the cheers from the mostly
Pinoy crowds and the voting online made Venus Raj
[with a silent j, that is!] popular from the start.

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OK na rin!
Pantambak sana sa palpak na inasta ng mga
pulis sa Rizal Park....
which is really a major.
Major Problem!

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