SAMU`T SARI-here and there

A FRIEND of a friend just passed away early this month.

Too soon, too early.  But that is fate.

Some said there was foul play.
And the wife ranted off to the siblings:
"baka akala nyo  pinabayaan ko yan, ha?"

Huh? Why say that?  Guilty conscience  needs no accuser.

Kaya payo ko sa mga young guys: 

Pili ng mapapangasawang chicks.

Baka pagdating ng panahon, 

magsisi ka, ikaw rin!

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HLI  says it`ll follow the ruling of the SC.

I believe the family memebers and incorporators have 

long prepared for that. So why is Corona saying he awaits 

Palace`s retaliation?  EPAL ka masyado, korona.

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 Balita: "Mainit sa Pinas."

Wait till you hear this:
OKs lang ang init jan, kasi buong taon mainit.

Nasa tropics kaya tayo?

Unlike in other countries sa northern  hemisphere.

Dahil apat ang seasons, damang-dama ang init 

pag pumatak na ang summer.

 Lalo pa pag pumalo ng over 40 degrees, sige ka!

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Coronang Tinik

Heto si korona Na-upper cut ng Kongreso.
Sakit ng panga, kanyang iniinda.

Nakapasa na sa senado ang impeachment sayo.
Buti nga at nagkaisa mga kasama at katoto.
Malapit na nga at bilang na rin naman
Araw mong hiniram sa Bayang Hinirang.


Malapit nang mawalay , korona`t mga tinik
Para mapahusay, Bayang pulos tiwali.
Mga tinik na korona, sana rin mawaglit
nang mawala nang tuluyan, alipores ni bubwit.


Ayos!

"HELLO!.......HELLO, RENE!

..........kailangan, buweltahan si Leila ha?
kailangan null and void hang ruling ng Comelec laban sha hakin.




Kailangan putulin ang katigasan ng ulo nyang si PNoy.
Nakakashuya na, hah.

Pang FAMAS na nga hang hakting ko;
turned down pah rin ang appeal kong makaalis ng bansa.
Tapos ngayon may kaso pa kami?
Magpapasko pa naman!
Hay naku!


Hello, Hello, Rene....
bastah hwag kalimutan ang usapan natin ha?
Kaya kita iniluklok dyan sa Shupreme Court
eh para makashiguro na me abugadu hako.
Remember that ha?
Utang na loob yan!


Potang bengi lilipat na hako sha veterans....
Saka na kita tatawagan hulit, hokey?
Yan eh....kung makakapuslit ang cellphone, hah?"


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Posible?

Pwede!

GLORIARITIS

Naku lahat na lang yata ng sakit napunta na kay gorya.
Makaiwas lang sa kulong!

Be careful what you wish for for at baka magkatotoo, `kaw rin.

May arthritis may thyrodism, may sa buto,
may anorexia, may sa leeg, may sa spinal,
may sa intestine....


at ngayon...jaran!

may colitis....

Eh yung dati na nyang sakit?

nakawitis, sinungalingitis,
gastadoraitis, manipulingitis,

itis, itis, itis........


Walang katapusan yan.

She may be seeking sympathy from the people.
Engs lang ang maniniwala sa ganyang talamak nang sinungaling.
She was born with a lying tongue,
a reprehensible mood and bad temper.

May maitim na dugong nananalaytay sa kanyang
mga ugat.

So, what else is new?


Yeah, I know.
It' s her, alright.
gloria IS the disease!
For more than a decade she has been one;


a malignant one.

Usapang Itlog

Talamak ang usapang itlog nitong nakaraang mga araw:

>>>>>>atorni ni gloria, magpapaputol daw ng isang itlog kapag
hindi tinupad ng mag-asawang pugak ang kanilang pramis na bumalik.

meron pa ba, atorni? o media stunt lang yan, gaya ng mga pakan ng amo mo, hah?

>>>>>>si borjer abalos nmn, umurong ang bayag at tumaas daw ang presyon
nung nalamang kinasuhan na at may aresto pa ang dating amo nya.
Naisip ko ring hwag tikman ang borjer nya,
kasi baka tumaas rin presyon ko sa klase na lang
ng itlog na ginagamit nya. very unhealthy!

dramarama sa ere, dramarama sa airport.
abot buong mundo ang balita, indi na nahiya.
akala yata eh maawa ang mga Pinoy at foreigners sa nakita.
Lalo lang lumabas na katawa-tawa.





>>>>>>Buti pa si Leila De Lima, lima-lima ang yag-ba.
Parang GMA7: walang inuurungan, walang kinatatakutan

HULI KA!

Arroyo`s photo-op stunt for all to see; and why am I not moved?

Reminds me of that story about the boy who cried wolf.
No one believed him even if he was telling the truth.
Same here. Colleagues say her acting is worth an award.
Anyone who cares to give her one?

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Philippines issues arrest warrant for ex-president

— Former Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo was arrested in her hospital room on electoral fraud charges Friday in a high-profile tug of war set off by her attempts to leave the country ostensibly for medical treatment.

Arroyo became the second ex-Philippine president to face trial, after her ousted predecessor Joseph Estrada was sentenced to life imprisonment on corruption charges and later pardoned by her.

Arroyo denies any wrongdoing and accuses the government of political persecution when it stopped her from leaving the Philippines for overseas medical treatment for a bone ailment. Her lawyer, Ferdinand Topacio, said the government had filed fabricated charges with "indecent haste."

The Supreme Court earlier Friday upheld her right to travel, but a lower court where the formal charges were filed later issued an arrest warrant that effectively bars her from leaving.

Arroyo has been recovering in a hospital since her failed attempt to leave the country Tuesday, and Justice Secretary Leila de Lima said she will remain confined to her hospital room.

"They are not going to, let's say, handcuff her and take her out of the room," de Lima said. "We will not object to hospital arrest."

In a drama that has galvanized the Philippines, Arroyo, 64, sitting in a wheelchair and wearing a head and neck brace, was turned back Tuesday night from boarding a flight out of Manila. Authorities said she was still under investigation and might become a fugitive.

Her successor and staunch critic, President Benigno Aquino III, was overwhelmingly elected on promises to rid the Philippines of corruption and has said he wants to start with Arroyo.

The former president sought help from the Supreme Court, which issued a temporary clearance for her to travel and reaffirmed it Friday. But the government ignored the order, saying national interest and uncovering the truth were more important than an individual's right to travel.

"It is our desire that truth and accountability prevail and that the Filipino people be given the justice they truly deserve," de Lima told reporters.

"Justice has been served. It's very relieving," she said.

Source:Yahoo news, asia.

Nahuli rin! Ayuz!

Kaso, hindi kasali si hepgi! Sana potang bengi.

Dapat lang kasali kasi kasal, kasalo, kasali, db?

as in kakutsaba, kapanalig, kakosa sa mga plano nila.

I want to see both of them behind bars,

including that sekyu kuno member ng house of representathieves.

Masyadong matayog ang lipad ng mga magnanakaw ng boto at kaban ng Bayan.

Si hateglo nmn nagpa-awa epek pa, kontodo mask tsaka wheelchair. Aru Dyusku!

Pedeng pang-Famas kung papasa keng Grace. Wehhh, di nga?

Shame and Scandal in nardo`s Family

Ayan ka na naman, tutuksu-tukso...
Di na natuto~~~~~


Mahirap mag-comment kapag NI ang involved.

Sa mga balitang nasa headlines nitong mga nakaraang araw,
maliwanang pa sa sikat ng araw
na may gulo sa loob ng mga bahay ni nardo.

Sa totoo, shame and scandal in the family ang tema ng lahat eh.

Sa simula pa lang, sino bang pamilya ang magmamalaki
na produkto sila ng masalimuot na buhay kundi itong
nag-iisang pamilyang malib**g sa buong bansa?
At etong siste: pinagmamalaki pa nila ito, hah?
Lahing matulis talaga!


Pumatay, nagsinungaling, nag-imbestiga
tapos, ito ang reaksiyon ng magaling na kap:
reinvestigation becoz it`s unbelievable?


Hanep, pre!

Wa siya maniwala kasi ang lumabas sa imbestigasyon
eh mismong kapatid ang involved!

Anubayan?
Lubayan mo naman ang kapulisan.
Wala na sa serbisyo sa Paranaque si SPO1 Gerardo Biong.
Naayos na yun!
Maniwala ka naman sa Batas lalo pa't senador ka raw ng Bayan.

Woe...says he....
Shame And Scandal in his family!